1. suburban-auschwitz:

Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

    suburban-auschwitz:

    Pikachu looks like that friend that gets way too high and Ash gotta rush him to McDonalds 

    Reblogged from: freelancermaine
  2. perchu:

    therealboombomb:

    perchu:

    therealboombomb:

    perchu:

    therealboombomb:

    perchu:

    therealboombomb:

    perchu:

    therealboombomb:

    perchu:

    perchu:

    current mood: pikachu but without ears/tail/arms

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    what th e he ll that is hor ri fying 

    every time you insult pikachu i remove one distinct feature

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    whAT IS GOING ON

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    IT’S GOING TO END UP BEING A YELLOW BLLOB

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    I AM SCREWAMING

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    one more time and it sgonan be the yellow blob i swear im gonna

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    Reblogged from: freelancermaine
  3. Reblogged from: australianpikachu
  4. Reblogged from: freelancermaine
  5. yongmuney:

    this is an appreciation post for anyone who has ever tolerated me

    Reblogged from: freelancermaine
  6. modernpolymath:

    nazvseverything:

    iamxmrk:

    This is why I hate texting sometimes.

    Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

    This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

    Reblogged from: egberts
  7. ass-bending:

    "You’re too old to be playing Pokemon"

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    Reblogged from: freelancermaine
  8. rameldrive:

    oneboredjeu:

    Mr. Brightside At Gravity Falls

    Gravity Falls Main Title Theme by Brad Breeck vs. Mr. Brightside by The Killers.

    Big thanks to carelessconteuse for the Mr. Brightside suggestion!

    Download here.

    THIS IS RIDICULOUSLY GOOD IM GOING TO CRY

    Reblogged from: freelancermaine
  9. arcgurren:

slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

    arcgurren:

    slow the fuck down there aristotle youre like 3 years old wearing a fucking hard hat

    Reblogged from: captoring
  10. Reblogged from: egberts
  11. howidiotic:

no beans. also hammers cost $500 if u want one

    howidiotic:

    no beans. also hammers cost $500 if u want one

    Reblogged from: canfy
  12. What?! I’m not opressing anyone! You’re… You’re opressing yourself!

    Reblogged from: dreamerofderse
  13. Reblogged from: samapitongzabala
  14. prinnyempress:

    prinnyempress:

    HOW TO PROPERLY MAKE GRILLED CHEESE; A HOW TO GUIDE BY GREATEVILKINGSTAN

    AKA: ‘AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT, GREAT EVIL KING STANLEY HIHAT TRINIDAD XIV’

    STEP 1: SET YOUR PAN OVER A MEDIUM-HIGH HEAT. SEASON THE PAN WITH A LIGHT LAYER OF OLIVE OIL AND A LITTLE BIT OF SEASALT. IF YOU AIN’T GOT THAT SHIT ON HAND, COOKING SPRAY IS FINE.

    STEP 2: MIX GARLIC POWDER WITH YOUR BUTTER. JUST A LITTLE THOUGH, OR ELSE YOU’LL KEEP THE VAMPIRES AWAY FOR YEARS. MODERATION IS GOOD, KIDS. SPREAD THAT SHIT ON YOUR BREAD SO IT’LL BE REAL GOOD PAN-COOKED GARLIC BREAD BY THE TIME YOU’RE DONE.

    STEP 3: GET YOUR CHEESE READY ‘CAUSE YOU’LL NEED TO BE QUICK. I ALWAYS USE SLICED AGED SWISS, SHREDDED MOZZARELLA AND SHREDDED COLBY JACK OR CHEDDAR.

    STEP 4: ASSEMBLE YOUR SANDWICHES BEFORE PLACING IT IN THE PAN. YOUR FINGERS WILL GET BUTTERY AND THAT’S THE FUCKIN’ WAY IT SHOULD BE. PUT THE SHREDDED CHEESE DOWN FIRST THEN THE SLICED CHEESE SO THE LOOSE STUFF MELTS FIRST.

    STEP 5: PUT IT ON THE PAN AND KEEP A CLOSE EYE ON IT SO IT DOESN’T BECOME BLACK AS YOUR SOUL ETERNALLY DAMNED TO THE DEEPEST DEPTHS OF HELL. FLIP WHEN NICE AND GOLDEN; IT’S THE AGE-OLD SHIT NOW.

    TAKE IT OUT OF THE PAN WHEN IT’S READY AND SERVE IT WITH SOME SOUP. THAT’S REALLY IT. ENJOY, SHITLORDS.

    who the fuck remembers when I YELLED MY METHOD OF PREPARATION FOR GRILLED CHEESE

    Reblogged from: diabeticgirl4
  15. sassy-lesbian-siri:

    cabout:

    do you sometimes read fanfics so fucked up that you continue reading them

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    Reblogged from: freelancermaine
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