my 2 year old brother has discovered what his penis is and he keeps taking it out of his diaper and playing with it and today he like FIRE HOSE PEED EVERYWHERE AND NOW HE WONT STOP TAKING IT OUT AND WE WENT TO WASH HIS HANDS AND HE GOT IT OUT AND PEED ON MY OTHER BROTHER AND SAID HE WAS THE PENIS POLICE AND MY STEPMOM SCREAMED AND SAID THAT HE HAS LOST HIS PENIS BADGE AND IM FUCKING GONNA CRY
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
what if those “you’ve just won a giftcard/laptop/big money” things were actually real instead of scams and for years we’ve just been denying free gifts and somewhere in the world someone is like crying behind their computer screen whispering why won’t you just let me do nice things