May 2013
104 posts
lickthecarpet:
kimssextape:
what is it called when you hate someone but at the same time want to stick your tongue down their throat
kenfucky:
opening the fridge for the first time after someone went grocery shopping
Possibly the most horrifying fusion ever.
scary-monsters-and-davesprite:
everyonelovesrobots:
growlithed:
purrawontblink:
wanna know how i got these scars
First, We kill the Batman
I am the night
H e r a: Desiderata by Max Ehrmann →
thunderhera:
Go placidly amid the noise and haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid…
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
how the fuck are all these people able to just run into celebrities in restaurants and gas stations and shit i’m lucky if i find two matching socks in a load of laundry on the first try
jacyndaquil:
IM GOING HOST
dangergays:
imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect
LIFE HACK
singular-armageddons:
asap-tran:
really-shit:
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
dont even know what i was expecting
sfuckingella:
theproudamoeba:
ok well maybe just that one time
IT JUST TAKES SO MANY TURNS
I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO BE HORRIFIED BY OR SAD ABOUT OR LAUGHING AT
geometricdeathtrap:
emobabyprincess:
Give a boy a boner and then laugh at him
don’t do this
nekodirk:
PSA that however strained their relationship might be, Jane and Roxy can be
mother
fucking
cutie
patooties
princeowl:
princeowl:
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like sushi bars i could really use some fish right now fish right now fish right now
this post would have been a hit in 2010
heinoustb:
formam:
deadnektan:
hey so you know how sollux used to hear the voices of those about to die remember how aradia died a thousand times so he had to hear her last words over and over and over
why the fuck do you think he doesn’t want his vision back
elsenliberator:
HEED MY MESSAGE OF DIRE IMPORTANCE CHILDREN AND NEVER FUCKING DRINK VANILLA EXTRACT STRAIGHT OUT OF THE BOTTLE
IT MAY SMELL DELICIOUS BUT IT TASTES LIKE YOU JUST GAVE SATAN A BLOWJOB JESUS CHRIST
ashencandy:
actually good self esteem/life advice out of context
